Reporting...

...a 95% decrease in idleThinK hits from yesterday. Where have all my readers gone! :P Probably don't know idleThinK has been summarily resurrected. Ah well. At the very least it'll ease up on Tom's server, won't it, Tom :)

Some of my readers are apparently of the opinion that idleThinK is an "intellectual" blog. To disprove this (since I am vehemently opposed to labels), I shall now write a series of gormless, mindless, airheaded, girly entries.

So, right, I went kickboxing just now....and it was like, so goddamned tiring!! And you know my instructor, omg, he is like...so amazingly hot. You should see his ABS, omg omg!! And he's not like, overbuilt-buff, he's like slim and really sexy-buff, it's just too bad he's 30. But he's quite a player, apparently, hahaha...like, he goes after all the chicks in Nouvo's every Friday night. You know, the kind of people who know they're hot? Yeah he's like that. But damn he's hot!!

Today I woke up and went downstairs. This was achieved by putting one foot in front of the other, bending the knee when necessary. It was dark downstairs. So I turned on the light. This was achieved by putting one finger (sometimes I will be radical and try two fingers) on the light switch and pressing downwards. This brings light into the room. If the room becomes too bright, a similar and opposite action will make the room dark again. I then had a glass of water. Water is nice. There was still some left in the jug, so I was able to pour some out from the jug into a cup which I acquired from the cupboard next to me.

hahahaa 2day it wuz raining outside just now ritez & i wuz walking on the road & i saw this guy he was walking on the road side and then he slipped and fell on his ass hahahahahhaa it wuz so funny hahahaha!!11!!!!11!1

I felt like blogging today. I logged on to the internet and entered my user name and password into the MT opening screen. I then clicked on "new entry" and typed out a title. I then typed out what I am typing now. I then pressed save. This saved my work, and published to my blog. That is what you are reading now.

It has certainly been a productive day.

[10:18PM Update]: Sorry to spoil the torrent of glorious gormlessness, but I just noticed something pretty interesting about that last paragraph. The two concepts of "now" are actually temporally divorced from each other:

"I then typed up what I am typing now"...which is "what you are reading now"

The "now" in the first half of the statement is not referring to the same period of time as the "now" in the second half of the statement, but they were both written at the same time. Doesn't that just blow your mind? Or at least make it whistle a bit? :P It's like saying "the sentence I am now typing is the sentence you are now reading". Which one is the true statement? Which one's the true value of "now"? C'mon Ross, you're the one who goes on and on about absolute truth :P I demand an answer.

Sorry, I couldn't take being airheaded for that long.