I wonder
I wonder if it's possible for someone to be acquainted with everybody else, down a long list of "via's". For example, I wonder if it's possible that I am somehow acquainted with Brad Pitt, via a friend's boyfriend's friend's poodle's mate's owner's grandson's neighbour's agent's director's daughter's high school crush's father's business confederate's client's personal masseusse......or something. This brings me to wonder why I don't expend more energy pursuing this line of "via's" and subsequently stealing him away from Jennifer Anniston.