Lacking
I think that MSN needs an emoticon for rolling one's eyes, since this seems to be the expression I most often wish to convey during conversations. This says a great deal about the conversations I have.
Also, everyone should have a look at this, because it is Sheer Genius and will Maek Yuo Laff. Link thanks to Leonard :)
On another note, I did in fact become unconscious in my bed at around 8.30 last night, and slept more or less like an inanimate wooden object (apart from a vaguely-recalled phone call around 11) until 9 this morning. Thus, I no longer have an out-of-synch-with-local-time problem, but thank you anyway, petrol :)