Oh, please

I'm sorry, but I think these things are just too hilariously stupid. Here is a forward I received (meaning that someone was obviously convinced enough by it to act upon its demands). I wonder what kind of people have the time to write such monstrously ludicrous stories, although judging from the atrocious spelling, grammar and general writing style, I can more or less guess that the author is in all probability some kind of pre-pubescent 13-year-old.

My friend was only 15 when she first got this one e-mail from her best friend, she thought it was just a joke and she wouldnt forward it.... she told her friend on MSN that she wasnt going to forward any junk that she was sent. Her best friend warned her that she had to send it or sumthing horrible would happen. That nite she was talking to her boyfriend and he told her that she should of sent the message because something bad was going to happen. She thought her boyfriend and her bestfriend were wrong, that was till the phone rang...
It was her bestfriends mom wondering where Charlie (her bestfriend) had gone. My friend had no clue so she told Charlies mom she would help her find her. A miniute latter her boyfriends mom called her and asked if she'd seen Sean. She didnt see him that night either. She wasnt getting worried because she thought it was just all a big joke. A miniute latter her friend Ashley called. She awnsered the phone relieved that it wasnt another parent calling to say that there child was missing. Ashley said she had bad bad news. Charlie and Sean wernt found. Once again my friend thought she was joking and hung up on her friend to go to bed. When she was getting ready to go to bed she went into the bathroom, where the lights turned off and the door locked and water started running. She did start to freak, a second latter the lights were flashing and blood dripped down the mirror. She turned behind her and saw Sean. She was filled with joy till she looked closer and saw him dead bleeding from the head and nose. He was murdered in her bathroom. She turned to the shower and saw her best friend Charlie hung. She frantically turned toward the door to try and leave when the message on the mirror caught her attention. it read "your next! your the one who killed Sean and Charlie, the evidence shows your the killer"
She started pannicing and ran down the door. she raced downstairs to see her parents dead. she then called me and told me the whole story. i told her to come over and she could spend the nite. 2 hrs after she was soposed to be here, i ran to her house to see if she was ready, thats when i saw her dead sprawled out body on her front steps, with a note in her hair that siad "i told you to send that message"

Words fail me...well anyway, if I were ever to stoop so low as to write a similar chain letter of my own, rest assured that it would be about 228 times more convincing than that. Rest assured also that I would never stoop that low.

The phone will ring soon after if you dont send this.

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