Fascist phones
Last night I noticed while typing my mobile phone network service provider's name (Maxis) into my Nokia phone (with the dictionary function enabled) that "Maxis" was spelt with the same keys as "Nazis". Now, being the unsuspicious and thoroughly benign individual I am, I would like to believe it is merely an unfortunate coincidence. However, seeing as Maxis insists on a) delivering my text messages 4-5 hours after I actually send them, b) refusing to provide network coverage to this one spot in my room (which just happens to be my favourite spot to talk on the phone), c) constantly giving me "Network Busy" signals (even at 2am in the morning), and d) charging me exorbitant prices for mobile phone usage anyway...I think it is thoroughly possible that they are Nazi incarnates, if only for the fact that after subscribing to their doctrine network, I feel like murdering 6 million....penguins. No, only joking. But not about Maxis. Damn Nazis.