I wish
I wish I had a remote control for the world. Then I would press pause and pause everybody but myself, and then I would get everything that I needed to get done, done (there is something that is grammatically wrong about that sentence, but wild goats could not drag it out of me (because it isn't there)), and then I would rearrange the furniture in everyone's house, and eat the food on peoples' plates, and tilt the unmoving people-statues just enough for their center of gravity to be outside their base areas, and then I would press un-pause (or possibly "play") and laugh manically as chaos unfolds.
And I would have all my uni arrangements sorted out. Hurrah.
If the remote control was faulty, and I accidentally paused myself too, we would be in a bit of a pickle.