Administrative things
Time for a little new year springcleaning.
Currently, I have in the region of eight fairly frequent guest writers, and several defunct ones. Therefore, if you are currently a guest writer and you wish to remain so, please email me before I delete you FOREVER AND EVER HAHA. If I do not receive a mail, I shall eventually expunge you from my database :)
If you would like to be a guest writer (and I do not mind if you have a website of your own as well) you may write something funny/exciting/interesting/grammatically perfect, and email it to me :) Ideally I would like around ten writers to counter the mind-numbing and deleterious effects of my writing (after all there's only so much of me that people will take), but we'll see.
Or just email me anyway. I like mail.