Amused observation
Time is creeping close to 3AM, and this cybercafe is still teeming with counterstrike and adolescent lifeforms. I conclude: the insanity of self-imposed insomnia is highly contagious, and a clever pill must be developed to counter the terrible effects of this disease. For, you see, self-imposed insomnia generates nocturnal sleeping patterns, which will have detrimental effects on conventional daytime productivity in the economy, which will, if left unfettered, bring the economy to a grinding halt, which will unleash impoverished chaos upon the civilized world, and EVERYONE WILL DIE.
I said it was creeping close to 3AM. Sense is optional.