And now, an AIDS documentary, by request
AIDS is caused by a virus, HIV.
HIV is a lentivirus, and it is almost exactly identical to a simian virus known as SIVcpz.
Certain viruses can pass from animals to humans, through a process known as zoonosis.
One popular theory of the origin of AIDS, therefore, is that the deathly weapon of mass destruction that is the AIDS epidemic today, was initially caused by one enterprising human who killed a monkey and ate it.
We at idleThinK seek to dispell the notion that AIDS was caused by rampant simian bestiality.
I.e. No, Will, AIDS was not caused by people copulating with monkeys. I know you have had some rotten dates, but that is no cause for asperity.