Chapter 1
Once upon a time.
That is a good, solid way to start a story. It has worked for hundreds of years, and by gosh darn golly, I'm going to start this story with it. And if you don't like it, you can leave! (Sign my sponsorship board on the way out, though).
Anyway.
Once upon a time, there may have been a small, unassertive and unassuming frog; he was so very unassertive, and so very unassuming, that this story can only say he "may" have Been. And he was so very unassuming that even a story about him is unable to bestow upon him a name, so he shall be known only as Frog.