Chapter 13
However, our universe is a reasonable entity. As such, it reasoned, very reasonably, that just as "unhappiness" is mathematically akin to negative happiness, so "unassumingness" must logically be mathematically akin to negative assumingness.
And therefore, attempting to square root a negative number will inevitably result in the infamous Imaginary Number...
...also known as "i".
And in a phenomenal twist of combined mathematics and lingusitics, the act of square rooting unassumingness led to an explosion of the "I" - a profound feeling of self-identity in all the beings of the world!