Chapter 5
However, desperation is capable of bringing the most remarkable epiphanies to (pun unintended) the surface of matters. In that special brand of clarity common to those teetering on the brink of death, Frog realized something quite profound. If, he reasoned, he was as utterly unassuming as he thought he was, it stood to reason that the world, in the most generic sense of the term, did not care about his existence in the least, and - more relevantly to his current state of affairs - would not care whether he was drowning in the water, or alive on land.
In economics, this is more commonly known as Indifference Theory, and Frog's existence was one modestly-sized indifference curve on the axes of existence. The universe is indifferent, he realized, to whether I am alive or dead. Therefore...
...and in a flash of cosmic indifference, Frog popped out of existence in the water, and into existence on safe, dry land.
The universe didn't even bat an eyelid.