Chapter 6 [Kristel]
Now at this point, the observant reader might notice an inconsistency in the fable thus far. We have observed, that (a) Frog has never left the lilypad; and yet (b) Frog was jumping over a spring when he fell into the aforementioned spring; therefore, he had to have left his lilypad, regrettably violating premise (a).
Now the Universe could not remain indifferent to this thoroughly vexing Paradox, at the risk of suffering a spectacular self-implosion from attempting to draw a true conclusion from erroneous premises.
And so, in the bat of an eyelid, Frog was whisked off the haven of his modest lilypad. With a mousy unobtrusive *bing* and a wisp of barely perceptible smoke, he reappeared on the banks of the bubbling spring, right in front of Frog.
Now the story could get rather confusing with two Frogs. Henceforth, they shall be known as Frog Alpha (the one who did not fall into the spring) and Frog Omega (the one who did).
Frog Alpha blinked. "Hello," he croaked.
Frog Omega's left eyelid twitched. "Hello," he replied.