Chapter 7
And with this monumental meeting of Paradox, something decidedly bizarre occurred. With so very much unassuming-ness concentrated in such a very small area, reality began to buckle, and a powerful field of pure, raw unassumingness began to manifest in the space between the two frogs. This was not any ordinary unassumingness, which by definition is designed to remain unnoticed. No, this was the kind of unassumingness that pried your eyes open with crowbars and beat upon your brain with a sledgehammer until you noticed it; in short, this was the kind of unassumingness that would spread like wildfire.
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