Chocolate and beer
Calum says: Post about chocolate and beer.
They say that chocolate is good for you. I haven't quite figured out how yet (something to do with seratonin levels, perhaps) but it's apparently a "scientific fact".
And I propose that, contrary to popular dietary opinion, beer, also, is actually good for you. You may have heard that alcohol razes through the brain, effecting a RAMPANT HOLOCAUST upon your quavering brain cells. True enough. But you see, beer is actually sentient. It seeks out and destroys only your weakest and most susceptible brain cells, leaving you, therefore, with a head full of the remaining, resilient and quality brain cells. This is a self-evident and self-explanatory piece of "scientific fact", too. Really.
Therefore, go forth and consume copious amounts of chocolate and beer. Let us stick our collective, chocolate-covered tongues out at conventional health.