Complaint
Will has arrived ("Hello mortals"), and has summarily sucked away my eloquence. I now feel unable to construct whole and coherent sentences, as I am spending much time collapsing in little fits of laughter (Will is a rather amusing little boy). Also, the cybercafe I am in is the epitome of, for want of a better word, BAD, and extremely unsympathetic to my 24 hour stint. Bombard them with small thoughts of hate!