Controversial
Rachel: It's really quite sad, isn't it. The number of people who die from AIDS every year. For all the progress we've made, I can't believe we're having so much trouble stopping one little germ.
Will: Virus. Dumb girl.
Rachel: Sor-RY.
Will: You know what would work? If we just took everyone with AIDS and just...incinerated them. All at once. That'd cure AIDS.
Rachel: ...That is AWFUL.
Will: No no, we'd do it really fast. They wouldn't feel a thing. And they're going to die anyway. I mean, we'd gas them first.
Rachel: ...Like Hitler.
Will: No. No! No.
Rachel: Yes.
Will: Well, yes. But for good cause!
Rachel: So, like Hitler with morals.
Will: Yes. And better hair.
Please do not take offence from this exchange, for none was intended, and you shouldn't take a present that wasn't given.
(Will: unless it was nice, or shiny. Then that's ok.)