Crawling back into literacy
Me no write for a while. Me feel a-ok.
I shall charm the pants off you with more engaging writing some other fine day. Just to let you know I am alive, and have raised over £550, or somesuch. I have concluded, therefore, that a great number of you are extraordinarily fine specimens of people, and the genetic pool is indeed fortunate to be enriched by your extreme amazingfulness. Thank you. I love you all.