Omniscience
I know that people aren't signing names in the sponsorship book. If you are sitting there reading these laborious entries, and have not done something towards the AIDS effort (e.g. signed the 'book), you will die!
(Eventually).
Yes, you. And, especially YOU, over there, trying to hide by escaping to another website. Don't think I can't see you, punk! Come back and sign the book like a man!