Sabbatical, and sorry for the choplogic
Coconut trees, powder-white beaches and sparkling seas are somewhat incapable of spontaneously generating an internet connection.
Given:
(A) A trip to Bintan Island = Coconut trees, power-white beaches and sparkling seas, and
(B) internet connection = rAchel blogs everyday.
Therefore, "a trip to Bintan Island" and "rAchel blogs everyday" are mutually exclusive variables.
Therefore, [see post title].
Upon my return, I expect to see many satisfactory updates on all the websites I frequent, or I shall unleash manic Christmas spirits upon you, and you shall all suffer from unavoidable consumerist desires to SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVINGS on ridiculous and excruciatingly pointless Christmas trinkets.
For some of you, that may already have happened; in which case, I have already Gotten To You. Fear my Yuletide wrath.