Samenzwering
Someone pointed out to me a while ago that when people knock on doors, they knock either twice, there times or five times - never once or four times. I hate to think that aside from being brainwashed by advertisement, sex, thin-body-images, consumerism and the like, we may also be brainwashed by doorknocking conventions. It is obviously a TOWERING CONSPIRACY. As such, dear readers, I shall now be mindfully knocking on all doors exactly four times, and I would encourage you to do the same, to escape the deathgrip of insidious conformity and save your souls from heinous treachery.