The Rights of "Wrong" Angles (And the Wrongs of Right Angles)
What I want to know is why only 180 degrees and 360 degrees are bestowed with the title of "complete". You'd never hear someone say "Wow, that car did a complete 160", and I demand to know what makes 180 or 360 more "complete" than 160 or 73. After all, "complete" has connotations of "good", "wholesome" and "right", and therefore, denying angles like 160 and 73 this title is blatant discrimination. Evidently, it is not enough that we discriminate against race, gender, intelligence, colour, class and wealth, but we must discriminate against unconventional angles as well. I therefore demand that a Union of Angles Deemed Incomplete by Societal Convention be formed to ensure the complete rights of all angles of any size, anywhere.
Yes, you heard me. Go forth and execute a complete 257.82.