Ode to Graeme
Graeme. Graeme is a nice name. Oh, Graeme, you rock my socks. A great name for a great person. Great Graeme. Graeme is so great that prior to this I've never mentioned him, because my website wouldn't be able to withstand the greatness that is Graeme, it would crumble into digital bits. "Graeme" almost rhymes with "mayhem", and mayhem is cool as hell. Graeme!
On an unrelated note,
Graeme: i got a bone to pick with u.
It wasn't about how I've never mentioned him on my site. Of course not.
I'll be back in Warwick soon, whereupon there shall be a monster post telling you about my marvellous weekend.
PS: In case there's any doubt, Graeme really does rock my socks. He will rock yours, too, if you send them to him. (The dirtier the better).