Postscript
I just sent out the same email to two people at the same time, and it said "I wrote about you today". It'll make them feel special, until they notice that it's also cc'd to another person, and that's how I'm an email whore. Shh, don't tell anyone.
Tomorrow I'm going to write an email and send it to random email addresses, and that's how much I'm looking forward to tomorrow.