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A friend got a job.
rAchel: when do you start?
Graeme: tuesday
Graeme: SHIT, THATS TODAY!
Graeme: nah only joking
rAchel: HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
rAchel: i actually jumped and thought "oh shit"
rAchel: you eeediot
Graeme: lol
Graeme: i love u rachel
Graeme: no one else would have done that
rAchel: that's cos i'm a little neurotic
rAchel: i wonder if that's like erotic, but neu
rAchel: though, you have me as to what "neu" is.
Graeme: lol
Graeme: neuro is to do with the brain
Graeme: so maybe neu is to do with the bra
Graeme: im so funny
Yeah, he is.
On another note, what is a girl to do when a boy seems hellbent on unravelling her psyche down to the last neurotic little fibre, to leave no cryptex unturned, until she's stripped and laid bare to the disapproval of the world at large?
Why, go clothes shopping in Leamington tomorrow, of course!
Last thing, here's a new puzzle, courtesy of Jeremy:
You are in a room with three light switches, each of which controls one of three light bulbs in the next room. Your task is to determine which switch controls which bulb. All lights are off. Your constrains are: you may flick only two switches and you may enter the room with the light bulbs only once. How would you set about determining which switch controls which bulb?