Snow!!!
This was after I whirled around rescuing suicidal snowflakes with my tongue, and before I inscribed three oversized footprints into the soggy snow with "I am yeti grr" written alongside, and the reason why it took me 42 minutes to make the 6 minute walk to the library, where I now am, incidentally, not composing my essay, but writing this instead. This is my life, grr.