Addendum
Also, I am now dubbed not a "Malaysian" but a "Smalaysian", which is a Cunning Pun on "small Asian". Everybody laugh, it'll make him feel better.
Also, also, someone said that I am an "intoxicating" person. This is all well and good and complimentary, until I realize that alcohol, most poisons and certain unsavoury gaseous fumes are also categorically, you know, intoxicating. Now I'm not sure what to think, so I've decided not to.