Time: none

Overheard from the corridor outside my room:

(thumps)

(pattering footsteps)

"Harri, where are you? We need to have a rampant sex session NOW!"

(more thumps)

"Where are you!?!?"

(voices fade)

I really want to know what that's about. But how would I ask? "Hey, Harri, so um, how was the sex? Rampant? Oh good."

I have no time to formulate crowd pleasing thoughts, because this essay is making me go $%*%^.