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rAchel says: so surely
rAchel says: hamlet would be, like, a small ham.
Calum says: He was quite obviously a pig.
rAchel says: or just a good laugh
Calum says: Possibly both. Pigs are funny.
rAchel says: but also, hamlet is a small town
rAchel says: therefore a ham is a town
Calum says: And by deduction, we can work out that all townies are pigs.
rAchel says: and also that you can substitute the word townies with the word hammies
rAchel says: i am like, a genius
Calum says: Obviously.
rAchel says: so surely a hamlet is a small ham. reflect deeply on that for a while.
Mike says: actually, i'm pretty sure it's just a village
rAchel says: but that would make no sense. i mean, piglet is a small pig. anklet is a small ank.
rAchel says: (...)
Mike says: there we go: ham is 'village' in the germanic hamlet was derived from
rAchel says: you are like, so not fun.
Mike says: i am like, so practical and bright.
rAchel says: here i was gleefully imagining england peppered with little legs of ham.
Mike says: you are, like, so disastrous for the English language.