Freezer
Found in a box of pies in the freezer:
Whoever these pies are I am very, very sorry. One of them jumped out at me when I opened the freezer and landed face/pie down on the floor. They have a life of their own I tell you!
I O U 1 PIE
Love, Gem x
A while ago, someone expressed incredulity at the concept of a Valentine IOU, so this is for him to chew on.
Everything in our freezer is mainly pizza, in mainly precarious positions.
Sometimes when idle kitchen chitchat pingpongs across the dinner table, I'll be staring at the fridge, silently shaking with laughter at the thought that one day the pies will open the freezer door and I'll jump in at them.
Whoever these humans are I am very, very sorry. One of them jumped in at me when I opened the freezer and landed face down in the pizzas. They have a life of their own I tell you!
I O U 1 SILLY HUMAN GIRL
Love, Pie x