Heatwave
Hi, it's nearly 3AM and I'm wide awake, in a country with weather so hot you can almost flay it from your skin with a bread knife.
Eight zones across a watery sphere, and I'm carving myself out of the heavy humidity, and simmering in the friction. Someone, please, sponge me off the floor and make ice cubes out of my quivering joints.
Failing that, I'll sprawl in front of the air-conditioning and evaporate. Good night.