Hurhur

rAchel: oh it's not that i haven't had any pizza. i've had pizza.
rAchel: just not pizza that blows my mind or anything.
Calum: dude. you *have* to have some good pizza.
Calum: Pizza is UBER.
rAchel: ...maybe it's just all this writing about lesbians and steamy sex I've been doing, but i keep seeing the word pizza in inverted commas.

(If you don't get it, this will help you).