And while not on the subject

Also, for the record, I'd like to state that this is quite possibly one of the worst emails I have ever, ever received:

Subject: regarding ibook warranty
From: [name of Applecare technician withheld]
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hi rachel

i try check the serel number from the internet and no sytem found.

i try to backup your data and fail.

please fax to me or eamil you invoice to me so i can claim warranty for you

hope get your reply asap

thanks
[name withheld]

And I don't mean just grammatically, either.

The words in bold will haunt me until Christmas. 2020.