I love my new job
I am being paid extravagantly to draw little sketches on paper and translate them into a website design! Via Notepad, because the PC I've been assigned has no HTML editor or similar program to speak of, and my superiors seem skeptical - if not downright suspicious - of my well-endowed powerbook (rowr).
Ostensibly, I'm living out my purported career nightmare, but a 9-5 grey cubicle desk job just isn't at all grim when you get to do that the whole day.
And there's free coffee. What more could you want?
PS: vote - alpha or beta?