I am not an alcoholic, really

On the way back to KL. Since term finished, I've been wallowing in that delicious brand of obligation-less time: wining, dining, champagning, malibu-ing, vodka-ing and generally alcohol-ing with reckless impunity. Alcohol makes me a bit of a wise-ass, so I'll attempt not to post anything until, you know, the blood leaves my alcohol stream.