Reagan
Basically, Reagan died. I am much enamoured of his economics and charisma, but really, that entire Star Wars escapade was laughable.
To commemorate, we'll let him speak.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.
Honey, I forgot to duck.
To wife Nancy Reagan in the emergency room after being shot, 30 March, 1981
I hope you're all Republicans.
To surgeons as he went into the operating theatre
I've noticed that everybody who is for abortion has already been born.
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
The other day someone told me the difference between a democracy and a people's democracy. It's the same difference between a jacket and a straitjacket.
Government is just like a big baby – an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Welfare’s purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
A joke while testing a microphone, which turned out to be on, and live.