Things of note
After expending more energy than I'm worth on attempting to procure a visa for Prague, I eventually discovered that because I hold a Malaysian passport, I don't need one.
Aside from making me cross, this makes me ecstatic. Thus, I shall be buying my ticket tomorrow.
But more importantly. In the female disabled restrooms in the building where I work, there are several disturbing things of note that have recently come to my attention and elicited a great deal of Thought. And sharing is caring, so:
- The sanitary towel disposal unit is manufactured by a company called Water Bunnie.
- This is spelt Bunnie, as opposed to Bunny or Bunnies.
- Their logo is a terrifying creature with the head and torso of a rabbit and the tail of a fish. All the more terrifying because - so I am forced to deduce from the broad smile on the bunny's face - the whole thing is supposed to be cute.
- This does not justify spelling it Bunnie. Nothing justifies spelling it Bunnie.
- This Water Bunnie, epitome of cuteness, is situated beside an outlet in the wall that reads Macerator.
- Macerator sounds like Terminator (yesitdoesyesitdoes).
- Thus: everytime I go to the restrooms, I am assaulted with the image of hordes of killer mer-bunnies swarming out of the disposal unit. This makes things difficult.
None of this prevents me from illicitly using the disabled bathrooms, because I'm such a rebel, and because having to contend with swarms of killer mer-bunnies is an infinitely preferable option to communal peeing.