While reviewing my junk mail
From: abuse@gov.us
Subject: Illegal Website
Date: 7 June 2004 03:49:09 BST
To: [me]
Attachments: 1 Attachment, 29.1KB [readme.zip]
You have visited illegal websites.
I have a big list of the websites you surfed.
I'm still wiping the tears of mirth away.