An appeal for wisdom

I am in between projects for a day or so, and need a way to look busy while actually reading funny articles online. These are the mitigating factors:

  1. Nearly half of my front wall is WINDOW.
  2. People can see my screen at a certain angle from outside my office, but I cannot see them.
  3. If someone is approaching my door from the left side, I cannot see them until they actually open it, whereupon they will see my screen.
  4. People pass up and down the corridor outside. I cannot afford to look like I am laughing and enjoying myself.
  5. It is very difficult for me to refrain from laughing (ask Oakley).
  6. If I don't read funny things, I may fall asleep.
  7. This would probably be worse than being caught reading funny articles online.

Suggestions welcome. Answers necessary.