I like soup
You must've had this before: hot soup in a bowl with hazardous sides. They should erect little warning signposts along bowl rims, for those wanton times when you rest the soupspoon against the side of the bowl and it slides down into the soup.
Mostly people prioritize the embarrassed rush to lever the forsaken soupspoon out of the soup: if they're smart, with another spoon, and if they're not, with scalded fingers (the scalding comes after). Me, I prefer to generate "gloooOOop" noises in my head, first.