Food for thought
Regarding that (which might just have the longest permalink in the HISTORY OF PERMALINKS), I neglected to mention that as I was leaving the restaurant, I took the liberty of suggesting to the other customers that they take a look at the survey form, and breezed out of the restaurant to the sound of collective chortling. Tres satisfying.
As always, deeper issues at hand. It's so human. It's the grassroots of a distinctly imperialist mentality, really, to have the sheer arrogance to jest about the raison d'etre of marine life as being primarily striving to become more delectable food. Because, well I'm sorry, but that strikes me as a joke in, haha, extremely bad taste.