The judge's decision is final
Regarding that, the Gmail invites have gone out. Sorry if you didn't receive one, but there were many, many entries, and the selection process was hard. When I get more invites, I shall come up with some other way to get emails send them out. :)
It may interest you to know that there were no less than five separate individuals who coded me functions for laughter in various programming languages. I can only conclude that idleThinK is like, a geek magnet. Rowr.
Also, the most succinct winning sentence was two words long, demonstrating that brevity is, indeed, the soul of wit. Incidentally, that saying came from Shakespeare, who is ironically enough one of the most terrifyingly verbose writers in the history of literature. Figures.