I don't normally do these things...

...but this is to plug GBV's awesomely crraaaaayzy song titles.

Two versions, for maximum scope: the version closest to the truth, and the kooky version.

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
Closest to the Truth

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: Guided by Voices
Are you male or female: Paper Girl
Describe yourself: Wished I was a Giant
How do some people feel about you: Little Whirl
How do you feel about yourself: Gonna Never Have to Die
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Unleashed! The Large-Hearted Boy
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Long Distance Man
Describe where you want to be: Asia Minor
Describe what you want to be: In Stitches
Describe how you live: Privately
Describe how you love: Awful Bliss
Share a few words of wisdom Life is Beautiful


Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band
The Kooky Version

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: Guided by Voices
Are you male or female: Queen of Cans and Jars
Describe yourself: I am a Tree
How do some people feel about you: Everybody Thinks I'm A Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)
How do you feel about yourself: Asphyxiated Circle
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Visit to the Creep Doctor
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Sad if I Lost It
Describe where you want to be: Beneath a Festering Moon
Describe what you want to be: Kicker of Elves
Describe how you live: All For Sex and Better Whiskey
Describe how you love: Never
Share a few words of wisdom The Future is in Eggs