sets my heart racing
Due to too many people emailing me asking who I am, I have complied with their general request.
The worst chat-up line EVER has to be "nihao!" (Chinese for "how are you"), leered at me by some carbuncular greasebag who is operating under the delusion that having demonstrated his prowess at AZNness, I will forego all self-restraint and throw my smitten Chinese self into his hoary European arms. I spit at such people - pui! - and call them rude Chinese names.