unlike most rap songs, sometimes the story actually requires a certain degree of crudeness
I want to record here for posterity that I opened the door on a public toilet once, and was faced (faced!) with a row of nonchalant women squatting over holes in the ground, their fallopian tubes in plain view of a) all the other women waiting to pee, b) the doorway where I stood, aghast, and c) the rest of the shopping mall.
unrelatedly, this is a pretty darned awesome way to view the flow of time.