Cardiff
Photographer: Martin Davies
Date: 4th September 2005
Place: Cardiff University, UK
1. The first stage is your starting point.
Not usually the best place to grip a sword.
2. Walk in any direction for 50 to 100 paces, and then turn 180 degrees.
Petrified horses outside the Law building.
3. Continue walking in that direction until you see something blue.
Some kind of big rusting bin... with a window in it.
4. Make a left turn and walk 50 to 70 paces.
Bzzz.
5. Walk in any direction until you see something that either is or looks like the number 7 or 11.
I'm a tree not a number!
6. Take the first left, and continue walking until you find somewhere to sit.
I'm far too gutless to actually ask people if they mind having their photo taken. The result: crap photos like this.
7. Choose any direction and walk for 25 to 50 paces.
Sir David Lloyd George pumps the air like he just don't care. And he doesn't._Because he is dead.
8. Continue walking until you see an unusual colour, shape or texture. Turn 180 degrees.
And did those feet in ancient time...
9. Keep walking in any direction until you see an archway or an unusual architectural feature.
Cardiff University Union is apparently an immense feat of engineering since it has been built to straddle a railway line. Unfortunately, it still looks like a pile of shit.
10. Head for home, but continue looking for something that catches your eye.
The crenellated Mackintosh Sports Pavillion is a weird and delapidated folly... innit?
11. Take a photograph of yourself in front of that something unusual!
