will: you know what I'd really like to see? christian fundamentalists - like, christians who go around blowing themselves up at Meccah and mosques all over the world in protest against Islam.
me: you know what'd be funnier? buddhist fundamentalists - they'd go around terrorizing in the name of peace. Accept peace or die, sort of thing.
will: haha! hey, but don't they already have those in Nepal? those Taoist rebels?
me: ...you mean the Maoist rebels..?
will: oh. yeah, those. um.